Cross-country

Well, cross-country was awesome although I was f*cking tired when I came home. Mainly bcos of Nick who was forcing me the whole way through the course. Thank you, Nick! When we started running, both of us were overtaking almost 1/2 of the group then around station 17, my st*pid asthma suddenly come back. (like wtf? why all of a sudden kena pulak?) Anyway, I managed to catch up with Nick and Kwan Sheen after that and I finished the race with Jeremy.

Nick's Luck

Just remembered that today's Friday the 13th. Walao, now I know why Nick kena bad luck sampai macam ni. First he bought Nescafe then when he sat down, Jun Shern passed him a fortune cookie. I told him not to open bcos its bad luck. Well, he didn't believe me and opened it. When he tried to open it, his hand hit the cup and habis. His pants kena like f*ck. I told him never mind, at least he nvr get "Australia" (something that happened to me which I don't wanna talk about). He went up to change his pants and after lunch, he kena caught by prefect. Haha, was forced to get a letter from the office. He came back to class after that. Really pissed. XP

Why?

Sometimes I think, should I talk to her? Should I say "hi"? Nono.....I resist myself from doing that. It always ends up that way. I just don't even dare to walk up towards here or even near her, fearing that a misunderstanding will happen. It has been long since I admired her and everytime she passes me, the first thing that comes to my mind is......" She's adorable". But then, I refuse myself from talking to her or even walking near her. Why does life have to end up like this? What is God trying to proof? What am I to even dare walk near her?.......Those answers are still left to be answered........

Sorry for the late update -_-. Been busy with homework and other crap. I feel so damn tired now bcos I attented a reunion dinner on Thursday which lasted until 1.00 am. Gambled and lost almost all me ang pau money. Next day, when I came to skool, I was freakin sleepy. Oh ya, our new Sejarah teacher, Cikgu.......(can't remember her name) teaches Sejarah like BM. She just reads from the freakin textbook. Omfg! I'll fail Sejarah la. According to Li Yang, her name is Mohinder Suraya or something like that. Haiz, malas nak blog la.......

Today, my mum went out and bought the "pun-choi" (not sure if correct spelling). The pot was freakin huge and the ingredients inside were "luxurious"

-Tiger prawns ( took 5 of it! XP)
-Lots of chicken (took some)
- Lobak ( never gonna eat that)
- Abalone ( taste basic, hate it -_-)
- Shitake mushrooms (favourite ^.^)

And many more stuff, can't really remember.

- - - - ~ Happy CNY Everyone ~ - - - -

First Black President

First black president for the U.S and a new way of looking towards the future for those proud Americans. Congrats to Barrack Hussein Obama for being president. I salute you!

OMGG, fck that Mdm Dev Biatch Solomon! Scolding us for the whole Art lesson and humiliating everybody's art. As if she can draw well. Her human looks like some orgasm like shyt and her "masterpiece" kampung house looks like a fcking kindergarten child's art. Other than that, forcing us to run up for our diaries and scolding us for not buying the new textbook. WTF else does she want, biacth!

Man, don't know why. I guess I'm gonna watch the Obama Inaugaration. First Black President. Barrack Obama~

----I Salute You----

Well, 3rd week of school. Oh ya, we had a new girl who replaced Winson. The new girl is quite picky at the choosing the place where she sits for set-teachings. She gives the same G.D excuse:

Mdm, I can't see the board!
Mdm, "apparently" I'm too short!
Mdm, I'm partial blind and do require you're coincidence to place me infront!

Now, me and Mervin has lost a good friend to talk with in class. Today's English period was fun, as usual having Kamala to follow her diary which I post a few days ago. For the last period which is Science, Mdm Noramy wanted to teach us Chapter 2-Respiration -_-.

Mdm.Noramy: Okay class, today we will learn about tih plant respiration, okay! Now, turn to page 26 and start reading. Eh......eh......eh....., Tzer Chyuan didn' I ask you to read.

Tzer Chyuan: Ya, mdm. Page 26 mah. I turning now.

Mdm.Noramy: Ahh.....you better read ah. If not you cannot answer my question later.

Tzer Chyuan: Yes,mdm!


Later on, after she had finish so-called "teaching" us, me and Sam didn understand wad she was saying so we asked her. I turned out something like this...........................


Sam: Mdm, why does the transpiration rate increase altho the stomata is closed during a hot day.

Me: Ya, mdm. I don't really understand kenapa macam ini.

Mdm: Ahh.....you see, when the hot day, the plant....the stomata closes up but it still can release oxygen and carries out transpiration.

Sam: Ya, I know.....but how does the transpiration rate increase when the stomata is closed?

Mdm Noramy: Ahh......okay...okay...okay, you wait ah.......later I will teach about that topic.

Me: *whispers to Sam: She doesn't know how to explain and she's saying the same thing over and over again. I don't even know if she passed college or not.

Sam: Ya....it's like she's repeating the same thing we were asking her.

Nick: Aiya, yalo Ma**y always like that one.

Me and Sam started to laugh. I'm not jokin.....I seriously don't really understand WTF Mdm was teaching until same gave me a better translated sentence and a more understandable description. Thanks, Sam! (bows down to her genius skills)

Okay, woke up and saw my unfinished composition on the table. Was thinking like *fck, Child Anecdote*. That Kamala biatch gave us this dumbfck title and now I'm screwing my brains out to think of fake thing which nvr even happened in my life. I mean *Do we look like we can remember every daym shit funny thing in our life*. I don't even know what to write or how to start. Man, my English teachers sux. She comes in to class and starts crapping around....even I know her dumb schedule.

From Mdm.Kamala's diary:

First 5 minutes: Try to come to class late or mayb waste time by nagging.
Next 5 minutes: Catch any single mistake that Bryan or Christopher does and start blabbering
about it.
Next 10 minutes: Collect my students books and scold either Bryan or Mohan for not doing my
work.
Next 15 minutes: Try to teach as much as I can, and not giving a shit if my students understand
me or not.
Last 5 minutes: Try to buy time and let the other set students wait outside while I pretend
to teach and continue with my lesson.


Well, that's supposedly my version of Mdm.Kamala's diary for every single day she enters 3W/P set 2 English.

Yes,its the second week of school and we're already being spammed by freakin load of homework. This is the hw list for this week:-
a)Maths
b)Geografi
c)Moral
d)English
e)Novel
f)Science
g)Civiks (wtf, homework for useless subject -_-)


And for clubs, I'm in K.H club. My first reaction was like WTF?, then Mervin was in that club. Guess what, our teacher.....Mr.Nathan a.k.a "Da Funeralist Spokesman". Oh ya, Mun Keat's our club president. LMAO!

Well, today started off lyk shit when Layin announced that there wasn't going to be any fcking PJK and that Mano was going to take over until 9.am. Wtf,man! After that, Maths class -_-. Don't really know whether its a good thing or not, having Mr.Naresh as our Maths teacher. He's good in teaching and the fact that his 4 sums from his homework takes around 40 mins to get the answer. (those were the most brain constipationous 40 minutes of 2009)

Okay, now I've just found out the true-side of Mervin. Well, since there's too much about him......I'll list them down:

• He is a non-stop laughin machine.
• Is stalking someone and now is happening more retarded-like.
• Gets sexually excited easily?
• My supplier for Eclipse *muahahahaha*
• Has nerd-->badboy change since Form 1.
• Still freakin continues to blow my mind with unnnecessary info of PsP games. (sux to hear it everyday)
• Same set as me for Maths and BM (unfortunately he's noob in English so I'm free from him then ^.^) jokin, jokin*

4th day of school.......its like 8 hours in a world of boredom. Some of my teachers have slow and sad voices which can put you in deep sleep. And today, Matthews gave an "inspiring" speech.

Matthews: I know that you children play computer games everyday. There is no good from playing computer games. I noticed that some parents called me up just becos they're sons or daughters are sitting in front of the computer for the whole day.

Nick: Says who. As if you know how to use a mouse.

Mervin: Laughin his ass off *

Matthews: I also noticed that the boys are the ones who are most likely to play computer games uncontrolledly. I would like to remind the Form 3's and Form 5's that they are going to sit for a very important exam this year.

Nick: Yea, yea ,yea. Like you always say. You get pawned in S.F with a knife and score 0 Kills and 5 million Deaths.

All of us were laughin after that. Anyway, none of us were really listening to the speech after we known the topic was going to "brainwash" us. Like yesterday, she screamed in some kinda foreign or Matthew language when a Form 1 kid was going to faint becos of her speech.