Well, 3rd week of school. Oh ya, we had a new girl who replaced Winson. The new girl is quite picky at the choosing the place where she sits for set-teachings. She gives the same G.D excuse:

Mdm, I can't see the board!
Mdm, "apparently" I'm too short!
Mdm, I'm partial blind and do require you're coincidence to place me infront!

Now, me and Mervin has lost a good friend to talk with in class. Today's English period was fun, as usual having Kamala to follow her diary which I post a few days ago. For the last period which is Science, Mdm Noramy wanted to teach us Chapter 2-Respiration -_-.

Mdm.Noramy: Okay class, today we will learn about tih plant respiration, okay! Now, turn to page 26 and start reading. Eh......eh......eh....., Tzer Chyuan didn' I ask you to read.

Tzer Chyuan: Ya, mdm. Page 26 mah. I turning now.

Mdm.Noramy: Ahh.....you better read ah. If not you cannot answer my question later.

Tzer Chyuan: Yes,mdm!


Later on, after she had finish so-called "teaching" us, me and Sam didn understand wad she was saying so we asked her. I turned out something like this...........................


Sam: Mdm, why does the transpiration rate increase altho the stomata is closed during a hot day.

Me: Ya, mdm. I don't really understand kenapa macam ini.

Mdm: Ahh.....you see, when the hot day, the plant....the stomata closes up but it still can release oxygen and carries out transpiration.

Sam: Ya, I know.....but how does the transpiration rate increase when the stomata is closed?

Mdm Noramy: Ahh......okay...okay...okay, you wait ah.......later I will teach about that topic.

Me: *whispers to Sam: She doesn't know how to explain and she's saying the same thing over and over again. I don't even know if she passed college or not.

Sam: Ya....it's like she's repeating the same thing we were asking her.

Nick: Aiya, yalo Ma**y always like that one.

Me and Sam started to laugh. I'm not jokin.....I seriously don't really understand WTF Mdm was teaching until same gave me a better translated sentence and a more understandable description. Thanks, Sam! (bows down to her genius skills)